Wednesday, August 22, 2007

An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

And Ash would have us believe that nothing exciting happens in Buffalo.

An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

7 comments:

mike3550 said...

WTF!!!

ash said...

oh man, that is so buffalo. everything sucks, but hey, let's just pretend it doesn't and live in a fantasy world instead of being honest about what's wrong and trying to make it better!

wobblie said...

Score one for the pomo concept of the fragmented self!

Space Kitten said...

Did it have to be 3 pages? I think the story could have been summed up a little more quickly...I don't know, that's just me.

ash said...

yep, that's wired magazine for you...

ash said...

(embarassing Fun Fact about ash: i wrote my master's thesis on wired and their wacky vision of technological utopia. it was a textual analysis--a close reading of every page of every issue for their first five years of publication. now that was torture...)

wobblie said...

shorter wired for SK:

Man becomes boy.
Boy meets girl.
Boy and girl fall for each other.
Man becomes boy's dad, too.
Man gets busted.
Girl finds out boy is actually man and boy's dad.
Girl falls for man's friend.
Girl falls for man again.
Girl falls for man's friend again.
Girl falls for man again.
Girl falls for man's friend again.
Man shoots man's friend.
Girl is actually clueless housewife.
The End.