Amber: Dad, did you know that you could be sent back from Ellis Island, back to your home country, for lameness?
Me: Do you know what "lameness" means?
Amber: I guess not.
Me: It means one of your limbs doesn't work.
Amber: Oh, I thought it was, you know, for not being cool enough.
Friday, December 7, 2007
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Kids say the darnedest things. This really made my day! I imagine if people could be deported for not being cool enough, we'd all be looking at tickets to our nations of origin.
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