Headache, Dizziness, and Feelings of Nausea May Result

When Rizzo was listing all the things that she could do that were worse than making out with a boy or two, I don't believe she mentioned slathering your squeaky chair with WD40 shortly before a bargaining session, but this was probably due to a lack of time or the difficulty in finding an appropriate rhyme with "session," rather than its failure to be worse than the aforementioned canoodling, because, believe me, the WD40 was a bad idea.