Lawboy's Burden

A moment in the internal monologue of a university lawyer:

Hmmm...let me check my e-mail here. What's this e-mail titled "GTFF General Membership Meeting , Friday, 5 pm , Campbell Center" all about? I better open it up to find out. *Click* Hmmm...seems to be an e-mail about a GTFF General Membership Meeting. Great, now I have to delete this e-mail. Slide the mouse over. *Click* Jeebus, there goes 7 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Oh, how do I hate it when I get e-mail that does not directly pertain to my life! Woe!

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