If Alyssa still reads this blog...bet the brother-in-law is feeling pretty good these days.
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That's the EX-brother-in-law, as of a couple of months ago. And (together with his 40 y.o. girlfriend, who has three kids and on whom he was recently spotted tomcatting around in one of SE PA's fine beverage establishments) he did walk away with all the gold bars. We are so sad about this.
Here is the funniest story about my ex-BIL's gold bars. Right before the relationship cracked up, he was having the basement redone in Philadelphia Eagles colors, including the requisite green carpet. (Digression on my ex-BIL and the Eagles: this man once lived with my parents rent-free in North Carolina for more than six months and had the gall to get satellite dish TV installed so he could watch Eagles games in HIS ROOM ONLY. No sharing with my father, who is not exactly a football nut, but please, can't a man catch a game in his own damn house?).
Anyway, the carpet installation guy came in and they were moving around the stuff that needed to be moved around to install the carpet. As they huffed and puffed over moving the basement safe together, Carpet Guy said to BIL "What do you have in this thing, anyway? Gold bars?"
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That's the EX-brother-in-law, as of a couple of months ago. And (together with his 40 y.o. girlfriend, who has three kids and on whom he was recently spotted tomcatting around in one of SE PA's fine beverage establishments) he did walk away with all the gold bars. We are so sad about this.
AP
dear AP,
fuck 'em. 'knew that guy was dirty. - p
Here is the funniest story about my ex-BIL's gold bars. Right before the relationship cracked up, he was having the basement redone in Philadelphia Eagles colors, including the requisite green carpet. (Digression on my ex-BIL and the Eagles: this man once lived with my parents rent-free in North Carolina for more than six months and had the gall to get satellite dish TV installed so he could watch Eagles games in HIS ROOM ONLY. No sharing with my father, who is not exactly a football nut, but please, can't a man catch a game in his own damn house?).
Anyway, the carpet installation guy came in and they were moving around the stuff that needed to be moved around to install the carpet. As they huffed and puffed over moving the basement safe together, Carpet Guy said to BIL "What do you have in this thing, anyway? Gold bars?"
Goodbye and good riddance.
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