Sunday, December 28, 2008

Couldn't Happen to a Bigger Bunch of Assholes

The Detroit Lions became the first team in NFL history to go 0-16 for the season.

Because Joey is way too nice to ever say something, I will say it for him: Fuck you Detroit Lions fans. Fuck you until you die. I hope this is the first of many, many winless seasons.

1 comment:

dr said...

The latest scuttlebutt is that Matt Millen is still secretly running the team from an undisclosed location. The rumor is that the Lions announced that he'd been fired, but never processed the paperwork. Millen moved out of his office, but the guy who moved in calls Millen every day and Millen still draws a salary.

Also, Barry Sanders is considering coming out of retirement.