Dinner or a Bus Ride?

Got an e-mail from Obama's people offering me the chance to win dinner with Obama and four other Obama-dorks if I donate any sum of money in the next few days.

Got an offer from Johnny McCain offering a ride on the Straight Talk Express (which is in desperate need of a hyphen, no?) if I donate $50 within the next couple of days.

Waiting for the chance to have coffee with Hillary for $100.

Also, I am dismayed to see that the McCain camp is using my favorite font...copperplate gothic bold.

What Graduate School Is For

I'm stealing this meme from nephew. Feel free to do the same.

If somehow compelled to pass an awkward evening among upper-middle-class, middle-brow intellectuals, I could discuss _________ without sounding like an ignoramus:

A) The end of the Roman Republic

B) Atlas Shrugged

C) US involvement in Latin America pre-WWII

D) Whether the universe is expanding or contracting

E) The West Coast Offense

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