Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Never Gonna Get It, Never Gonna Get It

Dennis Prager has spent the Christmas season thinking of reasons women should have sex with men even though -- maybe especially because -- they don't want to.

In Part 1 he lays out the case for why a woman giving a man her body is really the only way she can show a man she loves him. This in turn makes the man love her more and keeps the marriage happy.

Part II destroys the notion that a woman shouldn't not have sex with her man just because she isn't "in the mood."

A sample:
Telling your husband to control it is a fine idea. But he already does. Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control. He has married knowing he will have to deny his sexual nature's desire for variety for the rest of his life. To ask that he also regularly deny himself sex with the one woman in the world with whom he is permitted sex is asking far too much.
I shit you not. Please read them with someone you love today.

h/t: SN!

Blogging Foul #23 - Continuing a Conversation I Didn't Participate in on My Own Blog

I missed a pretty good EFCA discussion over at the Bellman while I was waiting for my Ducks to kick some Holiday Bowl ass, but I hope they won't mind if I comment here.

Jason is right, the Republicans are going filibuster every damn thing they can until their base tells them to stop. I don't see that happening on EFCA. The religious right and the terminally stupid might not care about EFCA, but the free marketers and the business types very much care. I don't see a downside to the GOP fighting it, very publicly. They see it as an 80-20 issue, or 80% of the American public agreeing with them. I don't think that the American people have locked in on EFCA yet, so both sides can probably argue that 80% of the American public agrees with their frame. Which one will win out over the coming months is the question.

This is why Obama is going to be very important. If he spends political capital on this, if he pressures people, bullies, bargains, conjoles, in other words acts like LBJ, then we've got a chance. If all capital is reserved for health care, the economy (tax increases), and the environment, we're screwed.

Lex mentions that the anti-EFCA forces are gearing up for a massive spending spree to stop it. Good. Let them spend millions playing defense for a change.

At some point our union superiors are going to be faced with the choice between fighting for the full EFCA or agreeing to a compromise version that will do away with card check and weaken some of the strengthened penalties against NLRA violators (or increase the penalties for unions that violate the NLRA). I fear that after decades of settling for half-a-loaf (ha ha!, we've taken crumbs) they will give up without a fight, falling back on declaring victory and moving on.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Happy Holiday Bowl Day



[UPDATE] Once again my choice of birth place has been validated through a football victory performed by young men from elsewhere that I have never met!

That's Bullshit! Bullshit!

I enjoy analyzing the ratings given to movies by the fine folks at Comcast. (How are these ratings determined? Is there one guy? A woman? A team of people? Maybe a leader and interns. Do they argue? Are there legendary debates and arguments about certain movies? Love affairs? Hatreds? I imagine it so, although I have been watching a hell of a lot of House recently.) Anyway, the ratings. Of course, I notice them most often when I disagree with the rating. For some reason I feel a fair amount of outrage when a movie receives a ranking lower than what I think it deserves. Yes, this is what I save my outrage for. I recognize that this makes me a poor human.

Why are we here today? What is my current outrage? Before we get to that, let me reach back to last week. It's a Wonderful Life was given four stars. Fine. Not my favorite movie, but I recognize it's a Christmas classic beloved by millions. I feel the same way about Gone with the Wind and The Wizard of Oz. However, somehow A Christmas Story was deemed unworthy of four stars, being relegated to three star status. Return of the Jedi status. This is wrong.

Red Dawn. Red Motherfucking Dawn. How many stars? Not the greatest movie in the world, sure, but a genuine 1984 classic. I was looking for three stars, would have accepted two stars, because it's pretty, well, not great. You know where I am going. One star. How in the name of Siskel do you give Red Dawn one star? The fact that is still being shown 24 years after it came out, by definition, gives it classic status.

Alright, Match Game is on. My rage subsides.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Couldn't Happen to a Bigger Bunch of Assholes

The Detroit Lions became the first team in NFL history to go 0-16 for the season.

Because Joey is way too nice to ever say something, I will say it for him: Fuck you Detroit Lions fans. Fuck you until you die. I hope this is the first of many, many winless seasons.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Um, Dude?

I thought this was the dumbest letter to the editor in the Register Guard today
Sheriffs protect gun owners

We should all applaud Sheriff Russel Burger and other sheriffs around the state for refusing to disclose my personal information to media and other groups. Recently, an Oregon court has ruled there is no evidence that people get a concealed handgun license as a security measure; it ordered the Jackson County Sheriff to disclose the personal information about Jackson County permit-holders to a newspaper.

That case is being appealed to the Oregon Court of Appeals.

There are only a few reasons that I currently hold a permit. Security is No. 1 in my job and family life. What business is it of the court to tell you why I hold a permit, and make a ruling accordingly? Why else would a law-abiding citizen have a permit? This, by the way, is the only kind of person who can get one.

My name and the home I own are public information. However, if this information to the public is also to include which homes have an occupant with a permit, it also will tell everyone, including those with bad intensions, which homes do not have one. This is very dangerous territory, and the Jackson County judge who made that ruling should be challenged by constituents for ruling on such assumptions.

The reality that people in this state hold a permit for security is clearly evidenced by the fact that they are law-abiding citizens who want to own and carry a handgun legally.

Cory T. Neu

Springfield
because publicly thanking someone for not releasing your name to the public is just stupid, but then there was this bit of short-sighted idiocy:
It’s a fine time for an arena

In response to the Dec. 23 letter “Not the time for a big arena,” I say, what better time! As stated in the letter, we are in the midst of the worst economic downturn in more than 20 years. As jobs continue to disappear in our area, why would anyone advocate further employment cuts? Lending to the University of Oregon to build a new arena is money well spent. All of government is looking to find ways to boost employment, especially in such hard-hit areas as construction and manufacturing.

Locally, replacement jobs are virtually nonexistent. This project will either save jobs or re-employ many currently unemployed people — heavy equipment operators, carpenters, roofers, glaziers, plumbers, electricians, drywallers and heating technicians, as well as many local suppliers, service industries and manufacturers.

The domino effect that large unemployment in one sector has on another actually works both ways. As we start to add valuable jobs in one area, many associated business also will feel the positive effects.

This is an opportunity to improve the infrastructure at the UO and help the local economy. Just think, the job saved may be yours.

Lawrence M. (Mike) Flaherty

Eugene
For those that don't know, the ability of the arena owners to pay back that "loan" from the state is premised on the notion that the Matt Knight Court will be able to draw the same (or more!) amount of non-basketball-related business as the Rose Garden in Portland. Let's hope all those contractors and construction workers earn enough to keep us in monster truck rallies and Lil Wayne shows until the economy recovers, or this may be the worst "investment" the state has made in awhile.

[For those that may have missed part of the story and thought the arena is being paid for by donor money, it turns out that after the UO made a big deal about how this was all financed by donors and not a single drop of public money was going to be used, that all that donor money was actually for the UO Legacy fund and the UO had agreed with the donors that it would only be used to secure a loan from the state. You see, if the state didn't bond the arena, the UO would lose $100+ million in donations, and nobody wants that. Because the UO is so totally going to pay back that loanski, they still keep saying that no public money is being used to build the arena. Awesome.]

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas Is for Family

I am hosting a Christmas Eve dinner for my brother and sister, her boyfriend and three boys. I, like a good host, have spent a fair amount of time and money planning the dinner. We're having appetizers featuring a variety of cheeses, meats and vegetables. For dinner, an Italian pork roast, spaghetti carbonara, roasted sweet potatoes and other vegetables, bread, wine, and beer. I have back-up pizzas for the kids just in case they don't cotton to the dinner I've prepared.

Just got a call from my brother. Now, in a lot of families, or civilizations, this call would be related to what he might be able to bring over for dinner (pie? wine?). Instead, he's calling to find out when dinner is (still at 5!) and to inform me that that's unfortunate, as some of his friends are trying to set him up with a "hot girl" and he's supposed to be at a bar at that time to meet her. He's thinking either he'll head to the bar before dinner or maybe duck out quickly afterward.

Tomorrow, when he has a nice meal and receives $100+ worth of presents from me while giving me only more excuses as to why he is unable to pay me back the money he owes me, I will remind myself that but for the Grace of, and that I would not trade places with him for a minute, so I'll be me and he can be him and we'll all do our best to get along just fine.

It Ain't Easy

Not being one for a whole lot of personal reflection in the season of personal reflection (I am fat. I am aware that I am fat. I obsess on this in the belief that it is my only flaw), I imagine that my holiday season offerings will most consist of references to other bits of fun that are keeping me having a nice time. I pass them on to you with love.

I always enjoy the AV Club's Least Essential Albums of the Year. Many, many people spend a decent portion of their lives telling me of my shit taste in music, but at least I can appreciate what's crap!



Vanilla Ice, Vanilla Ice Is Back!: Hip Hop Classics
As one of the first, and worst, white rappers, Vanilla Ice nearly smothered the art form in its crib, and since then, he’s spent much of his career attempting to finish the job. Ice Is Back: Hip-Hop Classics features the nth comeback attempt by the now 41-year-old Rob Van Winkle, and it’s far and away the most unforgivable thing he’s ever done, far surpassing other crimes against humanity like Cool As Ice, “Ninja Rap,” and Hard To Swallow. This time out, he does wretched covers of classic rap songs, including “You Gots To Chill,” “Insane In The Brain,” and in an extended middle finger to the entirety of black culture, “Fight The Power” and “Buffalo Soldier.” Although it claims to be produced by someone named Adam Hamilton, Vanilla Ice Is Back! features beats and sounds straight out of a karaoke machine, and as if to absolutely cement the dismal amateurishness of it all, the retro-ish cover looks like it was incompetently Photoshopped by a friend of Van Winkle’s who works at a copy shop. It’s irony from someone who doesn’t get irony.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hero of the Day

SALT LAKE CITY - An environmental activist tainted an auction of oil and gas drilling leases Friday by bidding up parcels of land by hundreds of thousands of dollars without any intention of paying for them, a federal official said.

The process was thrown into chaos and the bidding halted for a time before the auction was closed, with 116 parcels totaling 148,598 acres having sold for $7.2 million plus fees.

"He's tainted the entire auction," said Kent Hoffman, deputy state director for the U.S. Bureau of Land Management in Utah.

Hoffman said buyers will have 10 days to reconsider and withdraw their bids if they think they paid too much.

Tim DeChristopher, a 27-year-old University of Utah economics student, said his plan was to disrupt the auction and he feels he accomplished his goal.

DeChristopher won the bidding on 13 parcels, auction records show, and drove up the price of several other pieces of land.

"I thought I could be effective by making bids, driving up prices for others and winning some bids myself," the Salt Lake City man said.

Some bidders said they were forced to bid thousands of dollars more for their parcels, while others fumed that they lost their bids.

"We were hosed," said Jason Blake of Park City, a consulting geologist who was outbid on a 320-acre parcel. "It's very frustrating. I hope the guy is prosecuted."

Several bidders said they hadn't decided whether they would withdraw their bids. Some said they may reluctantly hold on to their leases — despite the higher cost — out of concern that the parcels might not go up for auction again under President-elect Barack Obama's administration.

BLM criminal investigators questioned DeChristopher, who says he expects to be charged. He was released and the case was referred to federal prosecutors for possible fraud charges, said Melodie Rydalch, a spokeswoman for the U.S. attorney's office.

"I'm willing to deal with that," DeChristopher said.

I imagine that DeChristopher will be very prosecuted, but I wonder why he can't use the 10-day "buyer's remorse" period to "decide" that he overpaid for the land. Maybe it's special in the case of fraud. If these lands do come back up for auction, I hope someone else does this as well. You? Me?

Friday, December 19, 2008

Malone and Joe

For those who haven't been in Eugene lately and/or endlessly babbling on about phone service (did I mention this?), you might not know that Malone has been pushing the Credo. Not only is there word that Credo is anti-union, but for some reason they thought that Joe Lieberman would be a someone who could push phone service. I know when I think progressive causes, I think Joe Lieberman.

This association shouldn't taint Malone too much, but all the more reason to get a real phone company. Sprint, my phone carrier of endless two-year commitments choice, sponsors NASCAR. What could be more progressive than that?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

To Boldly (Not) Go Out on Strike

I usually take a dim view of anyone who is telling union leadership that "now is not the time to threaten to strike," but I've been reading Wil Wheaton long enough to not only cut him some slack on the SAG strike issue, but adopt his position whole-heartedly.

For those who don't know Wil at all or only know him as a Star Trek nerd, he is hugely pro-labor and pro-union. I remember really liking when he was pissing his pants about the possibility that professional poker players were thinking of forming a union, as they began realizing that the Travel Channel, thw World Poker Tour, and ESPN were making way more money showing their poker exploits to the world than they were for playing. Wil took some heat from his commenters (always hurts my soul when lefty nerds are also vehemently anti-union), but he stuck with it.

Must See Movie of the Year?

Speaking of movies, who wants to join me for this Glenn Beck joint?

Glenn Beck's The Christmas Sweater Live

Fathom and Mercury Radio Arts present an Encore screening of Glenn Beck’s The Christmas Sweater on Thursday, December 18th at 8:00pm ET / 7:00pm CT / 6:00pm MT and 8:00pm PT. This show will be recorded live the previous night and is being rebroadcast for this special Encore showing. The Christmas Sweater is a new Christmas Memory Play with Music, based on Glenn Beck's novel of the same name. It is an exciting and compelling piece of theatre, featuring national television/radio personality Glenn Beck, a 10-piece orchestra and a Broadway gospel singer. Filled with warmth and humor, The Christmas Sweater tells the story of real people as they come to terms with tragedy, family, redemption, love and the power of faith. The Christmas Sweater is, quite simply, a good story well told. Don't miss your chance to see Glenn Beck like you’ve never seen him before - and from the comfort of your neighborhood movie theatre. Limited seats available – buy your tickets now!

The Mysterious Case of the Attributed Article

I was going to write a post about how the BBC is reporting that the guy who threw his shoes at Bush as been beaten while in custody, but that the AP article just says he is going to be tried and could get two years or be let free. Digging up the article on the internet, though, I see that the AP article does mention this allegations, but the Register Guard just cut off that portion of the article.

In my investigationings, I discovered something even more interesting (ha, ha). This article on Yahoo is attributed to Qassim Abdul-Zahra of the AP. It starts out:
BAGHDAD – The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at President George W. Bush was expected to appear before a judge Wednesday in a first step of a complex legal process that could end in a criminal trial, a government official and the reporter's brother said.

Muntadhar al-Zeidi has been in custody since Sunday, when he gained folk hero status across the Arab world by throwing both shoes at Bush during a news conference. Bush ducked twice during the bizarre assault and was not injured.

Despite widespread sympathy for his act across the region, Iraqi authorities sent the case to the Central Criminal Court of Iraq, which handles security and terrorism cases.
The Register Guard, however, attributes this story to a Robert Reid of the AP. As do other news outlets.

For some reason I doubt that the YahooNews! is taking an article written by a guy with an (forgive me) "American" name and slapping a Muslim-sounding name on it, but for some other reason I can see just the opposite happening. Am I missing something? Alternative explanations?

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Mysterious Case of the $30,000 Waitress

There is many ways the following, from CNN's program Your Money, is awesome.
[CNN Host] ROMANS: Peter Morici the Senate was right to bail out on this bailout?

Peter Morici,University of Maryland School of Business: They didn't bail out. Gettlefinger bailed out. Toyota workers are paid very well, they have outstanding benefits, but that is not good enough for Ron Gettlefinger in the UAW. Instead they want a gold plated package as if they're the British aristocracy.I don't think a waitress making $30,000 a year in Indiana ought to send her tax dollars to Washington to subsidize that nonsense.
Digby focuses on the notion that Morici casts unionized workers, not capitalist investors or executives, as the equivalent of aristocracy. I am particularly enamored with the fact that a professor at a business school in the US apparently operates under the delusion that waitresses in Indiana are pulling down $30K a year.

According to the government, the average waitress earned $7.14 an hour, including tips, in 2006. Ignoring the fact that our hypothetical waitress is in Indiana and probably on the bottom end of the wage scale, $7.14 an hour comes out to $14,851.20 a year, assuming a 40-hour work week, which is probably high.

Of course, it could be argued that these facts make UAW salaries even more outrageous, but (hopefully) our Indiana waitress understands that her customers are likely to pass along that pay in the form of chicken fried steak orders and tips. The less money in their pockets, the less money in her pockets. This simple economic formula is probably over the head of our b-school guy, as he is so far off in his estimation of what is happening the US economy that he thinks that entry-level jobs in the US earn 75% of the average wage. Would that they did.

Me and Krauthammer, Who Would Have Thought?

Reading Krauthammer today, or yesterday for those of you that don't live in the hinterland, was one of those great, surrealist moments where I am so far left and Krauthammer is so far right that we end up having the same reading on the American political scene; me with anticipation and hope in my heart and Krauthammer with trepidation and fear.

Aside from Krauthammer's hilarious assertion that the last few months saw the "forced partial nationalization of nine of the largest banks, the kind of stuff that happens in Peronist Argentina with a gun on the table," I can't find much I disagree with. I mean I hope to God that Krauthammer is right when he says the following:
To meet the opportunity[provided by the tanking global economy], Obama has the political power that comes from a smashing electoral victory. It not only gave him a personal mandate. It increased Democratic majorities in both houses, thereby demonstrating coattails and giving him clout. And by running on nothing much more than change and (often contradictory) hopes, he has given himself enormous freedom of action.

Obama was quite serious when he said he was going to change the world. And now he has a national crisis, a personal mandate, a pliant Congress, a desperate public -- and, at his disposal, the greatest pot of money in galactic history. (I include here the extrasolar planets.)

It begins with a near $1 trillion stimulus package. This is where Obama will show himself ideologically. It is his one great opportunity to plant the seeds for everything he cares about: a new green economy, universal health care, a labor resurgence, government as benevolent private-sector "partner." It is the community organizer's ultimate dream.
For some reason Krauthammer fears these changes. I honestly can't imagine why. One would have to live in a world where there is nothing wrong with the environment, the health care system, the economic system, or the regulatory system to not believe that transformation would be good thing. Why, one would have to be a right-winger of Krauthammerian proportions to not believe that transformation is desperately needed.

I also love that fact that Krauthammer repeatedly points out that Obama and the Democrats overwhelmingly won the election and the American people voted for this very change, that it is coming, and no one can stop it. From his keyboard to God's ear, no?

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Good Ol' Days Weren't Always Good

Sometimes it's hard to believe we actually did this. That's old-school unionism right there.

Sunrise, Sunset - Eugene, 12-10-08


Thursday, December 11, 2008

Oh Well, We've All Got A Job To Do

Shorter Ruben Navarette:
It turns out that all those columns I wrote calling Obama a panderer and a phony were wrong, which I might have known had I done the most basic research on him before I wrote them.

I'm Not So Sure About That

My daughter is taking a "History of Rock and Roll" class at her middle school and her teacher passed out a sheet listing the 30 most influential artists. God Bless the man for even attempting such a project, Lord knows that certain friends of mine would find themselves paralyzed if asked to come up with such a list, but I have some issues with his list, and I think you might as well. Here is Teacher's list in (rough) chronological order:

1. Chuck Berry
2. Little Richard
3. Buddy Holly
4. Everly Brothers
5. Jerry Lee Lewis
6. Elvis Presley
7. Ray Charles
8. Roy Orbison
9. James Brown
10. Smokey Robinson
11. Stevie Wonder
12. Aretha Franklin
13. Beatles
14. Beach Boys
15. Bob Dylan
16. Rolling Stones
17. Byrds
18. The Who
19. Eric Clapton & Cream
20. Jimi Hendrix
21. Grateful Dead
22. The Band
23. Janis Joplin
24. Doors
25. Santana
26. Led Zeppelin
27. Allman Brothers
28. Bob Marley & the Wailers
29. Elton John
30. Michael Jackson

Also listed as "Other Greats":
Bo Diddley
Fats Domino
Eagles
Bruce Springsteen
Neil Young
Kurt Cobain
Paul Simon
Van Morrison
Tina Turner
The Police
John Fogerty
Billy Joel
Crosby, Stills, and Nash
Pink Floyd
Aerosmith
Van Halen

My first reaction was to notice that no artist has had any influence on rock and roll since approximately 1984, which is sad. My second reaction was to notice that punk has been uninfluential altogether, which I am sure comes as a surprise to anyone who has listened to a record since, say, 1984. As far as I can tell, this list is more Teacher's "Bands I Like" list than a "Most Influential" list.

For some reason I focused my (mild, mild) ire on the selection of the Allman Brothers, as their particular brand of laid-back rocking completely misses my sweet spot. Apparently I am not alone, as they only had one song crack the Top 20 in their careers. Still, they may be influential with the music-types.

Let it be a lesson to all you young parents out there that your kids will tell their teachers everything. The next day I was informed that Teacher says that the Allman Brothers are perhaps the most influential band of all time. I balk at this.

Help me out here. In the comments tell me which artists you'd take off and who you'd replace them with. Make it one for one so we're not just listing "Bands I Like."

BOOM! and Bust

It occurred to me this morning that Republicans don't fear returning to a 19th-century boom-and-bust economy because their constituents either believe that they are well off enough to ride out a bust, or that they have nothing to lose. The first group surely includes many that have no idea what a bust economy actually looks like, while the second group has clung to the twin life preservers of guns and religion for so long they think that they can ride out any storm.

In sense, the Republican opposition to the auto bailout makes perfect sense. Of course their main demand is huge concessions from labor. A reasonable observer would ask exactly what more the UAW could give. Wages in Detroit are close to to parity with foreign auto manufacturers in the South (who killed American car companies? Maybe the anti-labor policies and massive tax breaks for foreign automakers established by Southern legislatures had something to do with it), there is a plan in place to move the legacy health care off the books, the 95% pay rule is gone...what more is there to give? Of course that is the reasonably informed person. The nationalistically informed person knows that UAW killed the car makers because that's a story that just writes itself, and in the US today reporters don't have the time to do anything but stories that write themselves. (Plus any story that doesn't ape Republican talking points is immediately branded tripe from the liberal media, which influences editors across the country).

What is particularly galling is that not only are Democrats not loudly pointing out that the GOP is in favor of killing a major American industry in favor of turning those plants over to some other company, but they seem to be struggling to make sure that everyone notices that they are perfectly willing to sell out environmental interests , not be particularly vocal in their support of the auto workers who built those goddamn companies, and seek to compromise whenever possible with Republicans.

Somehow, someway the Democratic leadership seems to have internalize GOP talking points. They still seem to see themselves as the party-out-of-power that needs to prove the American people that we are capable of governing the county and the best way to do that is be Republican-lite whenever possible. For fuck sake, the GOP controlled the House for 12 years and the Dems are still acting like they own the place. Let's show some freakin' spine. What's the point of passing an auto bailout if it's basically going to conform to what the GOP wanted in the first place? What the GOP wants is not good for working people or America. Haven't we fucking learned that by now?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Not Exactly the Point

In a story about a potential TA strike at the Cal State University System, University spokesperson Clara Potes-Fellow offered this advice:
If there are picket lines, the students should look for alternate entrances if they do not want to cross the picket line.
I know that she is (probably) coming from a prospective where "crossing the picket line" is something to avoid because all those scary TAs might hand you a leaflet, but not crossing a picket line usually means that you show support for striking workers. "NOT crossing a picket line" is a political, not just physical, activity. "Sneaking around the picket line" is the same damn thing as crossing it.

H/t: Jon Cutiss

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

And Ye Shall Know the Truth

Given the recent tumult, I couldn't resist.

Monday, December 8, 2008

At Times Like These

It is things like the factory occupation in Chicago that should remind us why we work as hard as we do for Democrats. They may disappoint us sometimes, but then the Governor of Illinois threatens to stop doing business with a bank unless they release credit to a company so they can make payroll.

Let us not forget that if Michigan Governor Frank Murphy had not used the Michigan National Guard to protect the sit-down strikers in Flint in 1936, rather than use them to uphold a court order to evict the strikers, the UAW and the entire labor movement in America might have been radically different.
What you can do

If you live in the Chicago area, there will be a picket of Bank of America's Chicago headquarters at 231 S. LaSalle on Wednesday, December 10 at 12 noon (unless negotiations resolve the dispute before then).

Read updates from the UE about the battle at Republic on the union's Web site. You can send a message of solidarity from the Web site, or by e-mail to leahfried@gmail.com. For more information, call UE at 312-829-8300.

The UE is appealing for financial support for the Republic workers. You can contribute via PayPal from the UE home page--see the box on the right. You can also send checks, made payable to the UE Local 1110 Solidarity Fund, to: 37 S. Ashland, Chicago, IL 60607.

At the Jobs with Justice Web site, you can send a message of protest to Bank of America.

What a Weekend!

I:

had lunch with Malone.
hung with Patrick and Malone in the afternoon.
took the wrong bus home.
went to an art installation in Springfield, hung with art types.
had my childhood mocked (on accident).
ate Taco Time.
attended a surprise party.
ate a pizza.
spent two hours shopping for a new phone.
bought the most expensive phone the Sprint store had.
ordered a PPV fight.
ate pizza.
hosted a party.
got drunk.
played Wii.
did not (to my knowledge) embarrass myself.
woke up with the buyer's remorse.
snuggled with my wife.
had breakfast with my wife.
bought Amber presents.
got my new phone fixed.
went out to dinner with my wife.
declined an invitation to a strip club.
ate fried chicken while watching Speed.
read a book.
regretted the chicken.
went to bed.

All-in-all, a pretty good time.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sweet Lady H

Let's say it was your job to draw a comic strip about the athletic doings of a small town high school in America. For three or four months every year, your job would involve drawings featuring hot football action. You'd think you'd become pretty skilled at drawing a football game in a way that was coherent to your readers. If you were good, your drawings might surpass coherency and might become actually compelling. Then at the end of the day, you could settle in with a nice glass of scotch and toast yourself on a job well done.

Or you could draw something like this panel, which is neither coherent nor compelling, but would allow you plenty of time to pump more sweet, sweet heroin into your veins.

Beer Me a New Phone

Sprint has apparently decided that the University of Oregon is one college campus that they don't need to have coverage for. This results in my Sprint-brand phone constantly playing a chime to tell me that it is searching for service. This happens enough that I cannot shut the phone off, because in the middle of the process it comes back on to chime me that it is searching for service. Given that I have no service, taking the battery out seems to be the only wise option, but it makes the $120 phone bill seem kind of silly.

Ah, technology.

[Update: My phone has reacted to my taking the battery out to shut it up, then putting back in when I realized I can just mute the phone, by shutting itself off and turning itself back on every 10 seconds. It chimes when it does this. This is not enough time to get to the mute setting. I have decided to treat it like a 3-year-old and just let it keep chiming until it tires itself out. It's a little embarrassing in public, yes, but anyone who has ever had a Sprint-brand phone will understand, and anyone who hasn't can go fuck themselves, because who are they to judge?]

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Oh for Lunch

I ordered a "basic carnitas" burrito. I got a "bean and cheese amigos" burrito.

These are two very different burritos.

I Read the News Today

On a day when the Register Guard front page informs me that 25 workers at Emerald Valley Kitchen, including my sister who is raising three kids, are about to lose their jobs, and another Springfield plant is set to close with the loss of 100 jobs, and the interior pages tell me that local RV makers Monaco Coach and Country Coach are cutting back pay, and the UO's economic index is down 10% from it's baseline in 1997, it was quite a relief to turn to the editorial pages to find George Will assuring me that the economy was humming along just fine.

Apparently, sales on "Black Friday" were up more than three percent over last year! And Americans spent seven percent more than they did last year on that fateful day! On a one day snapshot, spending is up! up! up! Will warns us against reading too much into it, then proceeds to read too much into it (but with question marks for plausible deniability).
Is this evidence that the recent deleveraging of indebted households has breathed fresh life into personal consumption, which normally is 70 percent of economic activity? Is it evidence of underestimated strength in the economy in which more than 93 percent of those who want to work are employed(!), and more than 93 percent of mortgages are being paid on time? Is it evidence that Washington's jaw-dropping interventions with hundreds of billions of dollars are having their intended psychotherapeutic effects?
I would speculate that the slight increase in day-after-Thanksgiving sales is evidence of none of things. Off the top of my head, I would offer that increased sales might be due to 1. the shortened holiday calendar this year; 2. the need for people to take advantage of sales in a depressed economy; 3. the willingness of retailers to report higher than actual sales in a vain hope of spurring an temporary economic "recovery."

The point of Will's column, however, is not to argue that the economy is doing well, but to warn against interfering with the market forces that have delivered an economy with its low levels of unemployment and foreclosure. I mean if nothing is really wrong, there's no need to go fixing anything, right? Right? Black Friday sales?

It seems that Obama is promising job creation or, if all else fails, to stem the tide of job loss. This is all balderdash to Will. As Will demonstrates, absolutely without reference to population growth, there has been an average increase of 1.5 million new jobs in the US each year since the Eisenhower administration. Now, this statistic combined with the fact that the newly-elected President is talking merely about stemming job loss might be cause for concern. I mean, it seems like a lack of job growth when it is almost a given portends a gloomy economic forecast. Depressing really. Not to George "Sunshine When It's Raining" Will!
In recent years, in normal conditions, the economy has "lost" tens of millions of jobs through capitalism's "creative destruction" (Joseph Schumpeter's phrase). It also has created a few million more than that, which is why the destruction is creative.
I am sure George will (ha!) appreciate it if we skip right past that "in normal conditions," so we will. Ah,! "creative destruction" is there nothing you can't do? Each time an American loses a middle-class income paying job, an angel gets its wings two more jobs are created unloading goods at the local Wal-Mart. Progress! And this is really the heart of Will's column, the argument that free trade, despite all (no all!) indications to the contrary, has been a success for the American economy. Heaven forbid, we mess with free trade,
Should jobs "saved" by, say, protectionist policies that interfere with free trade be balanced against jobs lost when export markets are lost to retaliatory protectionism?
Will asks, rhetorically. Of course we should do nothing to damage our booming export sector. Why, if you combine American know-how with our inherent grit and determination, no one can out-manufacture the good ol' U.S. of A.! I mean, if we could open up that damn China market, why we could sell a billion toasters over night! Or cars! Think about a billion Indians all driving Hummers! Let's pray to Jeebus that nothing interferes with that plan. (Certainly not anything as short-sighted as bailing out the automakers long enough to enable them to retool their cars so that they might produce one an Indian would want to buy. That would be communism of the worst sort!) So we may lose millions upon millions of "jobs," but through the miracle of creative destruction, we'll also gain millions and millions of "jobs." Following Will's lead we will not even begin to wonder if "jobs" always equals "jobs."

You see, global free trade is all just a system of trade-offs, you lose your job making tasty organic salsa for $15 an hour with benefits, but you gain a job at Sam's Club selling salsa made in Asia! If no one can afford to buy RVs, that's okay!, you can get a job...well...um...there's always job training at the local community college! (And, by the way, look at all them trees out there just going to waste. I bet someone could make a pretty penny chopping all them trees down, then someone, somewhere could make them into a cheap table that you may be able to afford to buy one day.)

Of course, Will doesn't care about the loss of good jobs. Whereas our labor has a practical range of about 30 miles, his capital can be invested anywhere. When our jobs go to Mexico, India, or China, so does Will's money. (Thank God we have the US military to make sure that he'll get it back!) Plus, his job isn't going anywhere. You can't outsource this top-notch level of obfuscation, it takes decades of blindly spewing right-wing free market talking points to be this oblivious to what is happening all around you.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Conservapedia on Obama

As you might expect, the Conservapedia page on Obama is freakin' hilarious. Just the first paragraph:
Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu,[1][2][3] August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election[4] after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.[5]
There is much more stuff you did not know.

Winter GMM Flyer

This looks better on some browsers than it does on others. You get the gist.

I would really like Photoshop lessons for Christmas.

Another Fine Thanksgiving

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

And Another Thing

Just because I order my sandwich with no mayo does not mean that I want or need extra mustard.

November Word Cloud

I Can't Shoot, If I Don't Have Target

Since The Right Wing Professor has gone into some sort of post-election depression and is no longer providing me with material, I have to cast about for a new wingnut target. Ideally it would be someone low-level enough that I am not just copying and pasting C&L or SN!, but also someone who put out decently coherent crank on a regular basis. Some of you may remember that I love the hell out of Marie Jon, but she only writes once a week and my fascination with her is more along the "I can't believe someone gets paid to very, very incoherently recite talking points" than it is with her arguments. (On a side note, this is pretty awesome, but I don't want to get tangled up with the religion too much, it's a maze you can't get through.)

Lex seems to have dropped the NW Republican from his regular reads list and it was always more of a linky thing than an point-and-make-fun-of thing for him, so I hope he doesn't mind if I have a go at making NWR my bête noir for a bit. My hesitancy is that NWR doesn't really do comments well, as the lefties that comment seem a bit unhinged and he deletes comments, so I imagine that the good ones see the dustbin. I guess we'll find out.

If you have any other suggestions, drop them by.

Monday, December 1, 2008

How About That?!

Bill Sizemore goes to jail!

According to the fine folks at BlueOregon, Sizemore was found in contempt of a judge's order that he stop certain campaign activities (like fraud). He will spend at least a little time in the criminal justice system.

For those who don't know, Sizemore was sued by AFT-Oregon and the Oregon Education Association and found guilty of racketeering and fraud in relation to his various initiative campaigns. I'm not up on all the details and I am still not sure it was worth it in terms of dollars, but this is sweet no matter who you are.

More here.

And Why Do I Call Mr. Cochran "Uncle Fred" If He's Not Your Brother?